ME: JIM!
JIM: Hey Chuck hows it going man?
ME: Excellent! Hey while you where on vacation did anyone tell you to go fuck yourself?
JIM: Nope not for two entire weeks!
ME: Oh well let me have the pleasure of telling you then. Go fuck yourself Jim.
JIM: Thanks Chuck. Can I have a hug too?
ME: ………………..
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JIM: Chuck did you listen to any of that John 5 yet?
ME: Naw…..
JIM: You know chuck your a DICK!
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